I'm thinking it may be possible to incite a riot via babble-on. Using ambient emotes and spawning spastic amounts of NPC's ranging from judges, disgruntled mixers, lost corpies, and gangers. Then have them battleā¦even incorporating ambient things like CS gas and blah zey blah...
IE
Riotstart()
r=random
spawnNPC(r)
REPEAT x times
Then have different behavior for each type of NPC and a big ass list of ambient messages in a pool to randomly pick out...and maybe some way for it too automatically write a status report of the outcome...or possibly even a generic news story.