Don't Talk With Your Mouth Full!
Garbled talking while eating

Almost too silly to suggest, but since we have adjusted speech from being drunk and overtired, it would be pretty funny to have speech garbled by eating. There's a timer set up so that you're sort of "chewing" where you can't just spam eat calzone over and over again, you have to "wait a while" to eat again. Would be funny to have says entered during that time adjusted so that it sounds like you have a mouthful of food.

"I don't know where that baka went, he's probably dead."

Mouthful of food makes it "I ron' row where rat raka rent, e's browbry dea"

Did you friend Susan choke on a baby carrot?!

I think this would be the most useless feature ever.

I demand immersion like this.

There's nothing to prevent players from doing this if they choose. In fact, there's those who already do. I'd encourage players to take up the task themselves instead of trying to put additional coding onto the staff's plate.

You're a peacock, vantablack, you gotta fly!