So we had been discussing in an earlier post about everybody coming through the gates being the hottest thing since spliced chrome, but how about something for the overweight, short, freakishly big chummers?
I'm not familiar at all with the way that tailored items get coded, so feel free to just say this is not possible, but how about a code of some sort that allowed a skilled tailor to add custom messages for different sizes.
Something like [if size=dimunitive] This miniature jacket looks to fit like a glove. [if size = tall] This minature jacket doesn't fit at all, barely covering their forearms and mid-drift.
STREET SAM
