Or keep the fun names and put a description of the color on the nail polish bottle when you look at it. For example, “A bottle of Shades of Slay nail polish in a sleek light gray color.”
I thought about a similar thing before, not sure if that means they'd have to change code though. Either way I like that idea. The names are funny, just inconvenient. Though a few of the names feel a bit.. RL modern slang.