Well I say fuck em. Parody away.
Today Lucien asked me over xhelp why batteries cost more than flashlights, and I did a quick impromptu 'priceless' skit which kept me ammused for several hours, even if my target audience was totally unimpressed.
Well this evening, after the mirth wore off, I decided I should improve on it. Here is the fruits of my labor:
ZMI.357 magnum with an under the barrel laser scope… 22,000 chyen from Moss.
.357 speedloader with 6 rounds... 180 chyen from the woman who's balls you gotta bust at the market to get a deal.
Bribing Old Man Thompson to get your ex's cube code... 10,000 chyen, two six packs of lager, and a nasty hang over the next day.
Seeing the look on your ex's face right before you blow her to smitherines for cheating on you... Priceless.
There's some things you can do in real life. For everything else, there Sindome.
