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The personality you were trying to reach has been temporarily swapped to long term storage. If you would like to leave a message, please press #. If you would like to attempt communication with the entity
currently residing in RAM, please press '1'. If you would like to learn more about the new Quantum Unit Integration Brain/Body-Less Storage (QUIBBLS) please press '2' and a Sales Personality will call you back at his earliest Ram Resident Opportunity.
NEWBIE
