The chances of something exciting happening today are slim to none. I mean it's not every day that techs get abducted by aliens, or get to see a car crash. So what am I about to do? Get ready for this…I'm going to walk to the water cooler!
<Walking...>
Now that was exciting wasn't it!?
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<phone rings, blinks>
[How it should've happened]
Holy shit, somebody's calling…
Me: Telerama this is dave?
Them: This is the stupid lady that fried her modem?
Me: What operating system?
Them: Mac 7.REALY FUCKING OLD!
Me: Upgrade to OSX, thanks have a nice day.
Them: but it still
<click>
[How it did happen]
Me: Telerama this is dave?
Them: Julie again.
Me: {who?} Oh hi! Still having problems?
Them: Yeah, my Mac is still broken.
Me: Riiiiiight, call apple support.
Them: Ok but it's saying…....
Me: {pretending to help} Right, you're going to have to call apple support.
Them: Ok, but I still can't connect.
Me: {still pretending to help} Hmm, ok it sounds like your modem is friend, you're going to have to call apple support.
Them: Hmmm, Ok, but what does it mean error of type 39?
Me: {Still pretending...} Ok, yeah it sounds like your modem got fried doing something go to your Hard drive, then Applications, then Prefs, drag your TCP prefs to the trash empty the trash, then go to apple control panel, then TCP/IP...
Them: It says it's using AOL.
Me: {Utterly confused} AOL?! We're not AOL! Ok you're going to have to call Apple Support.
Them: Do you have a number for me?
Me: {sigh} 1800MYAPPLE.
Them: Ok I'll be calling back.
Me: Oh I'm counting on it.
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Now that's my days are like. I hate people
