It makes me wonder if ANY of you have EVER applied for a JOB.
So here is some TIPS that you MUST follow in order to LAND that corporate gig.
1) READ THE DAMNED JOB LISTING.
If the job is for a graphic designer, bet that you will be doing graphic design. If it is for a RnD assistant, a good bet is that it is for RnD. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD APPLY TO JOBS YOU HAVE SKILLS AND STATS TO BACK!
2) FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS LISTED!
This is as important as READING the instructions. Why? Because if you do not FOLLOW them, you will NOT GET HIRED.
First off, if the job call ASKS for a cover letter and resume, you send in a cover letter and resume. YOU DO NOT SEND IN THREE FUCKING SENTANCES OF DRIVEL. You will NOT be hired into a corporation on MY watch any longer if you do not start acting like a corpie. I will just delete your fucking gridmail and laugh at you, just like a real HR department would.
3) DO WHAT YOU WOULD DO IN REAL LIFE!
In real life would you send three sentances in for a job application? No. You would take time, craft a cover letter, make a nice resume with a letter head, and you would then send that in. Spellchecked. Grammar checked. Perfect.
4) If you LIE on your RESUME be sure you can back it up ability wise.
I honestly do not mind if you lie on the resumes you submit ingame, but please, PLEASE be ready to deal with the IC repercussions, and PLEASE lie in a convincing manner.
5) Remember your HISTORY!
If your character was born on the streets, I doubt s/he will be able to get a corporate gig. No education! Maybe, but it is a long shot. Also, if you say you have training in your resume that is not in your history, it will be concidered lyiing on the resume. Unless you talk to us, and we re-write a portion of your history. Keep in mind, you should always talk to a GM before you rewrite your history to include past events prior to coming to Withmore City.
Okay. Now, all you corpies and wage-slave wannabes, start showing us you are serious, and ROLEPLAY the act of getting the job.
