Twenty Answers
What phobias have you overcome in your lifetime?
Public Speaking
What is something you are currently obsessed with?
Adventure Time
If you had to spend the rest of your life as a tree what kind of tree would you be?
Bonsai
If you could got back in time 1,000 years, what year would you visit?
Stalin years of the Soviet Union
What would you do if you were the lone survivor of a plane crash?
Roll into a ball and cry
Would you like to live to be 200 years old?
No
Describe the worst haircut you've ever had.
Layered Bob
If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
Wild Mules
What insect do you wish would completely go extinct?
Mosquitoes
What kind of phone was your first cell phone?
iPhone
Describe your own personal hell.
Other people
If you could go back in time and change history, what would you change?
I would have the Sparticists win the 1918 German Revolution.
Would you become a professional bank robber if you knew you would never get caught?
Yes— there is nothing wrong with stealing from those who steal from the working class.
What two languages would you like to be fluent in?
Arabic and ASL
Have you ever pooped your pants? (not including when you were a baby)
No
If you could get away with a crime, would you? If yes, what would it be?
Yes— punching fascists.
Describe your own personal heaven.
A communist society based on the writings of Marx, Mao, Fred Hampton and other Intercommmunalists.
If you were offered the position of mayor of your city, would you take it?
No, I do not support the bourgeois democratic system.
What was your favorite color or Crayola crayon growing up?
Green
Have you ever been scared enough to wet your pants?
No
